Fuck Clean Code - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That

Clean code is dead. The AI doesn't care about your variable names. It'll read your 800-line controller and generate another one without blinking. But here's the problem: you just taught it everything.

AI Writes the Draft. You Own the Mess.

AI writes code that works. That's not the same as code that's good. The moment you merge it, you own it — the shortcuts, the weak names, the missed boundaries. Here's why clean code matters more now, not less.